Conspiracy
Dan Clanton

Every time I listen to the radio they play a sad song,
Some guy's singin' bout his girl and how she done him all wrong,
Must be some kind of conspiracy,
You got to them and now they're gettin' to me,
Seems like every time I listen to the radio they play a sad song.

Seems like every time I'm talkin' to my friends they gotta mention your name,
They keep talkin' about you like nothing has changed,
Must be some kind of conspiracy,
You got to them and no they're gettin' to me,
Seems like every time I'm talkin to my friends they gotta mention your name.

Refrain:
You could be in the CIA, or the FBI, or the DEA,
You spread intrigue and trouble and danger wherever you go,
I smell a conspiracy, and I am not Sean Connery,
In mysteries of the heart I'm Jim Carrey or Inspector Clouseau!

Every time I'm talkin' to my shrink she says to get over you,
But I think that she only says that because you told her to,
Must be some kind of conspiracy,
You got to her and now she's gettin' to me
Every time my shrink tells me that I am obsessing on you.

And every time I get you on the phone you say that I'm paranoid,
I'm way too dramatic and you're really getting annoyed,
I still think it's a conspiracy,
You got to them and now you're gettin' to me,
Every time I get you on the phone you say that I'm paranoid!

You could be in the CIA, or the FBI, or the DEA,
You spread intrigue and trouble and danger wherever you go,
Conspiracy is such an art, and I am not Humphrey Bogart,
In mysteries of the heart I'm Jim Carrey or Inspector Clouseau!

You could be in the CIA or the IRS, even the KKK,
You spread intrigue and trouble and danger wherever you go,
Conspiracy is such an art, and I feel just like Maxwell Smart,
In mysteries of the heart I'm Jim Carrey or Inspector Clouseau!

Words and Music © by Dan Clanton